Twizzard

Someone who is a twit but acts or says things with great confidence when everyone around know they are not cleaver at all.

He/she thinks they know everything,what a twizzard

by TRIKKIN77 May 12, 2025

Twizzler

A better version of a rizzler. There can only be one twizzler

You not the sigma twizzler bro

by Suburban Encyclopedia May 24, 2025

Thin Twizzle

A female with a perfect pussy with a little swirl in the center like a twizzler.

I banged that chick last night and she had a thin twizzle!

by eeknarf November 21, 2011

twat twizzler

The opposite of fag hag. A fat straight male who hangs with the lesbians... Usually with teeth missing, dirty fingernails, stinky feet, a bad sense of style, muddy shoes, body odor, talks about sheep a lot, and doesn't get asked to prom... Not even by a bregunt.

"look at that group of dykes and their twat twizzler. He only hangs out with him because they can't smell his feet. You know those girls have a fishy odor up their snouts from their nightly sexual adventures.

by Night Pants July 8, 2012

skin twizzler

A pencil-thin dick, or a person that is so skinny that they resemble the shape of a twizzler.

That neo-nazi strolling the block is a total skin twizzler.

by tapeworm1969 September 18, 2015

Jakarta Twizzler

Unique to Southeast Asia and popular among European tourists. A naked male, usually wearing glitter and a dusting of curry powder, gently kneads your buttocks and sprinkles the powder on your balloon knot. He coaxes his shaved monkey wife to stroke your genitalia and gently probe your anus with a long stick of red licorice. When nearing your climax, he donkey punches the beast with a severed monkey paw, causing the her to grip your testicles, resulting in your red hot orgasm.

I got really drunk on my vacation and blew 5 euros on a Jakarta Twizzler.

by The Donut Fairy September 3, 2016

French Twizzler

When you pick a large scab with your finger and insert it into her vagina.

I'm going to give you a french twizzler. #GoProto

by Zah Geen July 7, 2016