2 definitions by Night Pants
The opposite of fag hag. A fat straight male who hangs with the lesbians... Usually with teeth missing, dirty fingernails, stinky feet, a bad sense of style, muddy shoes, body odor, talks about sheep a lot, and doesn't get asked to prom... Not even by a bregunt.
"look at that group of dykes and their twat twizzler. He only hangs out with him because they can't smell his feet. You know those girls have a fishy odor up their snouts from their nightly sexual adventures.
by Night Pants July 7, 2012
Oversized, corpulent women who host the feminine prowess largely on their chest, midsection, and genital area. i e= large breasts, gut and cunt
Brady: oh my God! I think we're at a lesbian bar! Look at all the bregunts!
Larry: oh my God Brady! I think you're right! It's a BREGUNT BREGADE PARADE of flannel!
Larry: oh my God Brady! I think you're right! It's a BREGUNT BREGADE PARADE of flannel!
by Night Pants July 7, 2012