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Roadrunner Traffic

The traffic that inconveniently appears just when you need the road to be clear, e.g. crossing an intersection or just entering the roadway. It always appears just after the road has been completely clear. This is exactly like the old Roadrunner cartoons.
I tried to cross the road and I was blocked by roadrunner traffic. It came out of nowhere!
by Frank Symptoms January 30, 2024
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Scandinavian traffic cone

To fill a condom with cum and diarrhoea and freeze it for a girl to use to wank/eat
“I heard Miss greenwood and Mr Donaldson did a Scandinavian traffic cone
by Geraldine tiddlington the 2nd December 31, 2024
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General Traffic

Bland cars that fail to stand out amongst other vehicles.
“Have you seen the new Golf R?
Yeah apparently it’s quite fast but it looks like general traffic
by aidanfrd September 30, 2024
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russian traffic stop

A Russian traffic stop is when in a video game or irl if you are a true Slav you rush at a active enemy tank while shouting “urrrah urrrah” jump on top of it break the hatches open and kill the whole crew Stalin would be proud
Soviet soldier 1 do you see that panzer comrade ivan?
Ivan yes comrade

Rush that Cyka

*ivan does Russian traffic stop and impresses Stalin*
by Rushbcykablyat June 1, 2022
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Traffic

Hey wyd ? Shit I’m in traffic right now wyd
by anonymous February 11, 2022
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beat Traffic lights day

23.oct is the day were you beat Traffic lights bc they don’t go green (Actually they are already green you just didn't notice and you did just looked dumb and stupid)
beat traffic lights day

you: (Aggressively beating traffic lights)

friend: bro wtf are you doing
you: ITS NOT GOing- green....
frien:PHAHAHHAHAHAHA
you: (looking stupid)
by friendsAreStupidAF October 23, 2020
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Sydney traffic

Have you seen how Sydney people drive? Yeah Sydney traffic is the worst bro, I have constant anxiety attacks of some uninsured Punjab or Asian merging into my vehicle constantly.
by Markusbcool September 25, 2020
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