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getting clawed the fuck out of

v. the act of having sexual intercourse with a feline
Hey bro, i'm getting clawed the fuck out of my mind tonight. want to join?
by mastaoftheinternet April 13, 2011
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The Ol' Monkey Claw

Le piece de resistance. Giving a Carl to-go and then finishing up with a Chili Dog.
And I thought it just tasted good! Man, I could take that Ol' Monkey Claw all fuckin night!
by Sam February 26, 2005
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Meow this kitty's got claws

A reply to ones bitchy remark
Tom : What should I wear to this party ?!
Heather : how about you wear your Robin hood outfit ?

Tom : ooh meow this kitty's got claws ! ;)
by UnicornsRULeSblud November 14, 2011
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j o o claw

the best pker on Runescape, he fucking owns all.
guy one: hey dude, i just watched j o o claw's pk vids! their fucking epic! guy two:i know man, i was in world 65 chillin west of edge, watchin him wreck the shit out of everyone!
by cj123456 September 3, 2009
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Sloth’s Claw

When a female is penetrated by the middle finger and ring finger as a pair whilst doing sexual actions. The hand shape would resemble a sloth’s claw
Craig used the sloth’s claw last night, he went to new levels of deep, it felt banging.
by Abclfiens March 1, 2023
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Crack Claw

An alcoholic beverage in which a White Claw is poured over ice and topped with an extra shot or two of flavored vodka.
“Bro, I got absolutely white girl wasted last night at the booth. Those Crack Claws will sneak up on you.”
by greasehawg September 4, 2019
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Cozy claw

Grabbing someone's ass like a claw, fingers optional. Mostly used as a surprise tactic while in bed
"I gave Zack the Cozy claw last night. He loved it!"
by Diggles69 August 9, 2022
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