ticketbastard

another word for ticketmaster.

a monopoly that is in the ticket selling and distribution business.

also see bastard.

The band Pearl Jam boycotted venues run by Ticketmaster in 1994 and filed an unfair business practice law suit against the giant.
Because of their monopolizingways their name is synonymous with ticketbastard.

ticketbastard by surfer girl May 6, 2005

TicketBastard

an overpriced ticket monopoly that will screw you any way they can.

TicketBastard, don't care about people, cause they're the antichrist.

TicketBastard by v1cious May 14, 2004

tickety tack

A term popularized by Project Runway's Christian Siriano, and later spoofed on SNL. It's just an exaggerated way of saying something is tacky.

"You are a tickety tack tranny hot mess out of control super tranny from transylvania who is not apologizing for it!"

tickety tack by Niiiiiiic April 17, 2008

shit tickets 

Toilet Tissue/Toilet Paper... plain and simple.

I'm going to be in here for a while, we're outta godamn shit tickets

shit tickets by Dingle Boy August 14, 2003

poo tickets 

Just another name for toilet paper.

Mum we need some more poo tickets for the toilet

poo tickets by Richard10001 September 23, 2007

Ticked

Angry, annoyed; usually caused by someone else (one rarely becomes ticked by a situation). Also called 'ticked off'.

Fred stole my slippers! I'm ticked!

Ticked by Diggity Monkeez February 10, 2005

tickity boo 

- adjective

causing amazement or excelence.

Going to the concert would be tickity boo. Look at that car it's tickity boo.

tickity boo by Chris Kuipers January 13, 2008