A girl, typically rich and blonde found working at a local ski resort in Sweden or Norway who lives off her parents money and sleeps with all the local skiers.
"Hey bro I was thinking of asking Jani on a date"
"No man don't go for her, I heard she's the local ski thot."
"No man don't go for her, I heard she's the local ski thot."
by Sordin July 10, 2017
by THE DarkNight August 30, 2005
This is a long in-depth process, but it's totally worth it!
The guy drinks alot of water or what not for several days, but does not piss. It will hurt and be very hard to pull off, but just go with it.
Eventually when he can't hold it any longer, the girl begins to pleasure him and while he is on his back and about to cum she sits repeatedly on his abdomen to force him to urinate while he is trying to jizz. The force on the stomach will cause to pee stream to shoot up in the air. The pain is simply Elysian.
The guy drinks alot of water or what not for several days, but does not piss. It will hurt and be very hard to pull off, but just go with it.
Eventually when he can't hold it any longer, the girl begins to pleasure him and while he is on his back and about to cum she sits repeatedly on his abdomen to force him to urinate while he is trying to jizz. The force on the stomach will cause to pee stream to shoot up in the air. The pain is simply Elysian.
Dude I went three days without taking a piss but it was so worth it when my ho jet ski'd me in a carnal fury.
by Stevethepainninja March 29, 2008
A code word for when girls are on their period and people are around and are in need of a pad or tampon or something of that sort.
Aubre:"Hey Victoria you don't look soo good are you ok?"
Victoria:"NO!! I'm dying Blue Skies started today I want to kill everyone and everything"
Aubre:"I'll go get you so chocolate and a tampon"
Victoria:"NO!! I'm dying Blue Skies started today I want to kill everyone and everything"
Aubre:"I'll go get you so chocolate and a tampon"
by _.Queen._.Victoria._ October 01, 2017
Engaging in a non homosexual activity with a female and a fellow bro. The female gives two hand jobs at the same time, she'll prefer to be in the middle for symmetry. The scene should look similar to a skier on the slopes thrusting two poles.
by Fry-Ry January 13, 2011
When a guy sitting between two other men is jerking them off with each of his hands, the two guys being jerked interlock fingers and commence to jerking the guy in the middle.
by the ogle January 05, 2015
Ski mask beast is used to define Austin wokock, aka my boyfriend. He is mean to me sometimes but always makes up for it. Get yourself a goated austin
by WankoffbobRoss June 06, 2020