black-seeded Simpson

May refer to either:
(1) The only variety of lettuce that sugar/salt/meat-'n'-potatoes-loving Homer and Bart can manage to choke down.
(2) Any biological offspring fathered by "The Juice".

According to reference.com, ol' Juicy has had four children... zheeesh, the very thought of that many black-seeded Simpsons running about gives me the willies! Let's just hope none of them ever turn out like their hot-tempered and socially-irresponsible papa, eh?

by QuacksO March 30, 2017

seed scene

a particularly smutty scene in a erotica. often incorporates elements of nature- seeds, trees, etc

Did you read that seed scene?

by zambur August 13, 2021

Pukka seed bank

420 headshop selling all the latest best products

Pukka seed bank best seeds from around the globe

by Pukka123 November 23, 2021

Seed Dating

Go out with someone (in whom one is romantically or sexually interested) with intent to reproduce

"I've been getting into seed dating lately."

by Gio Bidoni March 24, 2024

seed chaser

where you drink your partner's nut following a shot of hard liquor

hey babe, have you heard of a ‘seed chaser’? i think we should try it, get the vodka!!

by cumluvrr May 2, 2022

Seed hose

A seed hose is a penis that shoots sperm

Your seed hose is very powerful.
Your seed hose is very full.

by Brad eichorn April 15, 2023

tornado seeds

Tornado seeds are mobile homes. When you build a mobile home park tornados will come.

We better move out of this area, they're putting in a neighborhood of tornado seeds!

by Dictionary Joe April 5, 2023