shirt pants

Shirt pants is an insult aimed at people with a basic or plain style, shirt and pants wearing people, who critique those whose style is more "extra".

Oh you don't like my outfit? What you got on shirt pants? Hmm, a shirt and pants? How creative.

by Itmeizzie July 20, 2022

shirt man

you should take his hand or he will kill you

?????: i'm the shirt man, take my hand
Kelly: no
?????: then u must DIE

by boi76 November 29, 2018

Shirt Taters

A slang term for breasts. Originating from the idea of two potatoes being smuggled under one's shirt.

"I went jogging without a sports bra and now my shirt taters are so sore."

"When shots get poured at our parties, you're bound to see some shirt taters come out."

"Damn! Look at the shirt taters on her!"

by BoatCrew September 24, 2011

Monkey shirt

A dark shirt which has a complex checked pattern, involving stripes in different colours. It may have pockets.

A monkey shirt often helps one to "get down to business" (sexual relations.) Statistics shows that most women are attracted to men wearing monkey shirts.

Dude, I promise you, the monkey shirt will definitely help you to get down to monkey business.

Nice shirt, that's a really classy monkey shirt!

by HugaN February 14, 2012

Sperm Shirt

A T-shirt not meant to be worn, but rather to be made into a makeshift vagina of sorts; to collect semen after ejaculation during masturbation.

Never throw out your old t-shirts, they can easily be turned into a great sperm shirt.

by Maars August 6, 2011

Shirt Burp

The act of pulling your collar over your mouth while belching in order to confine the rancid odor of one's lunch from the surrounding company

After all those taquitos, I knew I would have to resort to Shirt Burping when Katie came over.

by phicsh April 13, 2011

gangbang shirt

Gangbang Shirt – The act of taking your t-shirt and lifting the front of the shirt over your head while your arms remain in the sleeves. This style is typically employed at gangbangs to allow prime viewing and minimal interference while banging but quick and convenient coverage while on a break or while waiting to get back to the hole.

I stretched out my brand new Widespread Panic t-shirt by wearing it as a gangbang shirt last weekend at the party. It was soooo worth it.

by Crazi8 May 16, 2014