Definitions by Maars

Sperm Shirt 

A T-shirt not meant to be worn, but rather to be made into a makeshift vagina of sorts; to collect semen after ejaculation during masturbation.

Never throw out your old t-shirts, they can easily be turned into a great sperm shirt.

Sperm Shirt by Maars August 6, 2011

thtpt 

thtpt is an acronym for "Take Her To Pound Town" or to have sex with said woman.

Friend 1: dude, this chick wants my nuts!
Douchebag: THTPT bro!
Friend 1: what?
Douchebag: Take her to pound town bro! UHHH get some!

thtpt by Maars August 6, 2011