the head of the penis (the pud) is chopped off and cooked and flavored to make muffins. it can be served with frosting or any topping you like. they are made in a pan and can also go good with a shot of jizz juice.
Dude: these are amazing!!
Chick: thanks! do you really like my pud muffins?
Dude: yes i love them! i need the recipe!
Chick: grab a knife and pull down your pants!
Chick: thanks! do you really like my pud muffins?
Dude: yes i love them! i need the recipe!
Chick: grab a knife and pull down your pants!
by hi2224 November 09, 2010
"My momma's momma used to love eating watermelon out on them cotton fields...she calls it field pudding"
Darneesha: Hey Shanequa what's for desert tonight?
Shanequa: I just got some watermelon on my food stamps
Darneesha: Ummm umm umm I just love that field pudding!
Darneesha: Hey Shanequa what's for desert tonight?
Shanequa: I just got some watermelon on my food stamps
Darneesha: Ummm umm umm I just love that field pudding!
by Big Man of Men February 26, 2009
a chubby, pale white girl who is sexually promiscuous. A VP is not physically attractive, but has a reputation for being very talented sexually, especially at oral sex.
by BillCozby May 04, 2010
by Lord Sebastian Cruddington of Warminster de Grouch November 03, 2003
cum-pudding is a favorite dessert of mine -- made by several guys jacking off and having cumgasms in it as you make it -- my favorite flavor is Cum Creme!
by USAF Cadet November 10, 2020
Plum Pudding is what my cadet roomie, Matt makes when he pushes plums up my boy-hole and fucks me until he has a cumgasm, which he makes me eat afterward -- Yum!
by USAF Cadet October 20, 2020
by Law and January 23, 2008