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sand lobster

The underside of Chris' gooch.
Chris has one nasty sand lobster.
by Chris Sever February 1, 2008
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Looby Lobster

The act of when a person with a lobster fetish prepares to insert a fresh lobster into an anus. However, to insert the lobster, the person must loob up the lobster in order to insert the lobster into the anus.
Before Abdul could speak a word, the love of his life spoke four words he has been waiting for for 25 years: "Let's do Looby Lobster tonight".
by 100%communism February 1, 2019
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Aerodynamics of a lobster

Aerodynamics is a branch of physics and describes how air behaves when in motion and how air acts on objects that are in motion in it. The aerodynamics of a lobster is truly fascinating considering that it has little to no red in it.

It's interesting, isn't it? I mean, I do not know how other people feel but you obviously find it interesting since you decided to look it up here.
Hey, have you heard about the Aerodynamics of a lobster?

Yeah I sure have, the most interesting part is the head since there is little to no re-
We know, Daniel we know...
by Lord of Lorién March 23, 2020
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Cheeky Lobster

A male who spreads genital herpes to other men through ass to mouth contact.
I got this shit on my lips because of Phillip that cheeky lobster!
by Meistro bojango November 1, 2016
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Lobster Fucker

One who fucks lobsters. Generally from Melrose, Massachusetts.
HAHA, Richie Campbell is a lobster fucker.
by 1865richieisgay March 3, 2014
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lobster helmet

The sexual act of having your partner stay in the sun for an extended period of time, making sure they receive sun burn. Then, your partner sits on your face or head, sandwiching a full stick of butter between you and them while the heat of the sunburned skin melts the butter all over you.
After a romantic day at the beach, he pulled out a stick of butter and suggested I give him a nice"Lobster Helmet".
by nebakanezzar June 19, 2016
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Swollen lobster

It's the reaction caused by slapping the vagina causing it to puff up and turning it red
Yo bro !! I just slapped this girl's pus so hard I gave her a swollen lobster
by meowsierz777 February 1, 2018
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