Facebooked

To share something on Facebook.

I just Facebooked this Youtube video.

by MattC1977 December 04, 2010

Facebook

A social media site originally used for updating friends and family of various aspects of users' lives but is now a convenient format for all those annoying old people to voice their political opinions.

Old Man: I hate Obama! Better post a million articles about it on Facebook!

by Moaloa November 18, 2015

facebook

only 50 year old moms use this to heart live, laugh, love pictures and the stupidly popular minion memes.

also if you have it and your like, 7, your parents were probably on crack and done with the world to let their child have any form of social media.

karen: "wow! this facebook meme is so funny!"

"your fucking retarded."

by milkpuddl3s November 12, 2020

Facebook

Facebook is the site you go to after jerking it.

Man im all worn out after that new porn site I found, better check my facebook before I crash.

by Giglerx May 13, 2013

Facebook

A waste of time.

I wasted my time on facebook last night.

by Darth_Wilson September 29, 2019

facebook

1.Thing to be blame why you fail your exams
2.Where wanksers feel they are thugs
3. A place to store your everyday life

1.OMG! I forgot to review my notes I get exams @ the morning all becos I was uploading some bunch of party photos! Damn?

2.Moron1#wall# damn dwag ma party was Hot wit da fat ass chicks
Moron2#reply# but u neve had party as long as ur retard pap is in da house
Moron1#call# what wrong wit u? U mess my wall! I wanna feel like real G
3.#facebook timeline#Awwww I can't spleep I had a nitemare or I didn't took ma bath?

by akrasy June 19, 2012

Facebook

The reason why I can't get on with my life and put my phone down. Also where people document every action they make.

Bob: I am addicted to facebook!
Michelle: Get a life!

Bob: Wait, I need to put what you said on facebook!

Bob: *opens the facebook app*

by t_lly July 03, 2014