A job candidate, typically from overseas, with some ropey Master's degree and a Batchelor's from someplace you've never heard of (nor they either) who has delusions of a career in some form of engineering. Their utter and desperate ineptitude qualifies them only for a career as a Burger Engineer at the local fast food joint.
The candidate longed for a career at Apple, but he eventually found fulfillment at McDonalds thanks to his Master's degree from NC State. His coursework in Spatula 101 at the University of sPune provided him with the relevant prerequisites for his new job as a Burger Engineer.
by Bainksy December 19, 2018
by ModernWumbologist May 20, 2014
A thing on the internet used to search through 1,000,000s of websites and only show the sites that contain a particular word/phrase that you enter.
Often used by teenagers to find free pornography.
Often used by teenagers to find free pornography.
by DEADSiM2 May 03, 2005
Someone (usually a sales person) that doesn't have any true skills or technical ability but makes a living off of wining & dining clients, usually loaded with empty talk.
"We need a real technical salesperson, not a cocktail engineer."
"Boy, Kim & Shannon are just a couple of Cocktail Engineers, but they sure are fun!"
"Boy, Kim & Shannon are just a couple of Cocktail Engineers, but they sure are fun!"
by sellerina February 18, 2010
hot chick: what do you do for a living?
aerospace engineer: im in the business of aerospace engineering, babe
hot chick:...{sound of panties dropping}
aerospace engineer: im in the business of aerospace engineering, babe
hot chick:...{sound of panties dropping}
by aerospace engineering dude December 10, 2010
A drinking activity in which cranberry juice and vodka are mixed in a red plastic cup to obtain a drink like "fruit punch." This drink is a cheap way to obtain a buzz and it works. Engineered high was made popular in the song "Smoke Dat Weed" by Juicy J.
Man I'm so fucked up right now!!!!
Yeah I heard you went to that Purdue party last night and they gave you an engineered high!!
Yeah I heard you went to that Purdue party last night and they gave you an engineered high!!
by Cary Squad March 31, 2007
by Nicolai January 25, 2004