1) The half-bite you take to test a tasty looking piece of chocolate to avoid unpleasant surprises.
Common practice around holidays like Valentine's Day when those big boxes of chocolates don't come with a candy map printed on the lid.
2) How to stick it to your grandma when she says "Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're going to get!"
Common practice around holidays like Valentine's Day when those big boxes of chocolates don't come with a candy map printed on the lid.
2) How to stick it to your grandma when she says "Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're going to get!"
Bro: Ugh! Coconut again!
Dude: That's why I always practice a safety bite and save those for my gf .
Dude: That's why I always practice a safety bite and save those for my gf .
by Miss_Adventure March 12, 2011
Get the safety bitemug. So this bitch from tinder was ridding my face last night and she fucking hit me with a slug bite. Almost took my nose clean the fuck off, she got a gripper.
by DopeyMinkXX October 19, 2020
Get the slug bitemug. by lit.shitty March 16, 2019
Get the Bite The Earmug. It's when one person does the butter churner sex position but instead the second person eats out there booty and/or pussy.
by Capm28 May 3, 2021
Get the Muffin bitemug. by Narwhal9908 July 11, 2017
Get the boner bitemug. by Nightcrawler March 26, 2003
Get the Biting The Boardmug. One who specifically builds each bite when eating food. They will inspect the food and place different elements from their plate onto the utensil to ensure that each bite is perfect and delicious. When eating pizza, tacos, or burgers, the bite constructor masterfully makes sure there is a piece of every topping in each bite. This assures that the whole meal is enjoyed, and every bite as delicious as the last. They will not compromise a single bite to be slightly mediocre.
by The Original Bite Constructor March 20, 2011
Get the Bite Constructormug.