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safety bite

1) The half-bite you take to test a tasty looking piece of chocolate to avoid unpleasant surprises.

Common practice around holidays like Valentine's Day when those big boxes of chocolates don't come with a candy map printed on the lid.

2) How to stick it to your grandma when she says "Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're going to get!"
Bro: Ugh! Coconut again!
Dude: That's why I always practice a safety bite and save those for my gf .
by Miss_Adventure March 12, 2011
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slug bite

When a bitch teabags someone and clamps her coochie lips to perform a pitching action.
So this bitch from tinder was ridding my face last night and she fucking hit me with a slug bite. Almost took my nose clean the fuck off, she got a gripper.
by DopeyMinkXX October 19, 2020
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Bite The Ear

An expression used to represent when someone is whipped in a relationship.
“You see Aaron over there with Nicki. Oh my god he’s about to bite the ear.”
by lit.shitty March 16, 2019
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Muffin bite

It's when one person does the butter churner sex position but instead the second person eats out there booty and/or pussy.
Babe can you muffin bite me tonight?
by Capm28 May 3, 2021
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boner bite

When a girl is giving you head and they accidentally bite your cock
My girl boner bite me and it really hurt
by Narwhal9908 July 11, 2017
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Biting The Board

Also referred to as a nasty spill, fall or a trip. Past Tense: Bit The Board
I bit the board falling off a swing one time impressing this girl.
by Nightcrawler March 26, 2003
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Bite Constructor

One who specifically builds each bite when eating food. They will inspect the food and place different elements from their plate onto the utensil to ensure that each bite is perfect and delicious. When eating pizza, tacos, or burgers, the bite constructor masterfully makes sure there is a piece of every topping in each bite. This assures that the whole meal is enjoyed, and every bite as delicious as the last. They will not compromise a single bite to be slightly mediocre.
I'm a bite constructor, I want to make sure every bite is good.
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