termite mound

A variation of the beehive hairdo for black women. Named for the towering termite mounds of the plains of Africa.

Dawg! Check out the termite mound on that sista!

by wolfbait51 October 1, 2011

terminal jackassery

When a young man deliberately agitates those around him, and cannot seem to exist without doing so.

Woman: Can you believe him? Putting ants in my hair and insisting I violently shake him to wake him up? A textbook case of terminal jackassery.

by Podium July 11, 2011

termitemare

The leading cause for waking loss of wood... at night... in bed. Considered a form of erectile dysfunction triggered by night terrors or a rather unsexy dream experience.

Termitemares directly counteract morning wood.

citation:

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His vivid termitemares of Margaret Thatcher naked on a cold day (already a noted anti-disiac, 2 girls 1 cup, and Michele Bachmann with a corndog at the 2011 Iowa State Fair made it impossible for him to maintain an erection upon waking.

by jimseng September 2, 2011

Terminal Dickery

A chronic disease in which a person is being a dick for a long time

" Accpetance handshake!"- Little brother
"For what?" -Big Brother
"for you coming to terms with your Terminal Dickery" -Little Brother

by thestankman September 19, 2011

terminally useless fuck

A person who is a terminally useless fuck such as Matei

Matei is terminally useless fuck

by Terminally useless fuck September 19, 2013

Termaforming

Identifying and seizing the opportunity to invent new words and phrases, then sowing the meaning into conventional lexicon through introduction and use.

Termaforming is the process of building the tools that wordsmiths use by finding the clumsy parts of communication and remagining it.

by Jeebus Krispies April 14, 2014

terminatorish

One who uses the phrase: 'To Whom It May Concern" for a job application

To Whom It may Concern:
I really hope I get an interview at YNAB

- Damn Val, that sounds a bit terminatorish to me, don't you think?

by GettingAnInterview? June 22, 2016