Teenager

A person between the ages of 13 and 19. Personality traits may vary between specimen, but many general traits can be established as generally universal among the teenage population. These traits consist of the following, but are not limited to:

- A gravitation toward music lacking any real lyrical depth and/or musical complexity
- Forming strong opinions about things they don't quite understand (politics, social ideals etc.)
- An inability to realize how young and undeveloped they truly are
- A fascination with modern day, internet friendly acronyms such as LOL (laughing out loud) and SMH (shaking my head), often used as a means to express emotions that their vocabulary can't
- Extreme fear and emotional response to trivial speed bumps throughout life (rejection, social hierarchy)
- Cognitive issues preventing the use of proper grammar or spelling, especially prevalent when messaging others over phones or the internet
- An inability to comprehend romantic relationships in terms of stability and longevity
- An inability to perceive sizes of objects, often leading to wearing clothes three sizes too big for them
- An accepting and/or glorifying view of incarnation and lack of education (see "rap music" and "gangstas"

Bob: "Hey, Jim! How's your son doing?"
Jim: "Oh, I stabbed him in the heart. His taste of music and vocalizations of retarded opinions was really getting to me."
Bob: "Well, that's a teenager for you!"

by BsThebenster December 4, 2014

Teenage Boy

Peaking in his high school years, the teenage boy is ultimately very stupid and oblivious. They play with girls hearts and don’t give a fuck about anyone else. They will lead you on and act like they like you until someone prettier comes along, then they will pretend they never talked to you. They also only care about how girls look, and only become interested in you when they think you look pretty. They cause a lot of trauma to teenage girls who now don’t think they’re good enough even though it was actually just the boy being a jerk.

The teenage boy was oblivious to the sweet girl who obviously liked him, and instead decided to hit on a supermodel.

by aGIRLidfc September 25, 2018

Teena

A hot, sexy girl with a mad boyfriend and nice breasts and ass.

"Ooft, Teena's so hectic". "Yea man, I wish my girlfriend was as hot as that".

by Seb_da_leb December 19, 2009

teenager

Generally a person with attitudes and opinions bigger than their life experience. People whose attempts to stand out as someone "unique" and "interesting" are limited to something that changes them from the outside such as a tattoo or piercing; because they lack the character and personality to influence others from their own limited personal arsenal of attributes and qualities. We are all a teen at some point, unfortunately most of us have already acted stupid in front of the whole world before we grew up and realized just how much we didn't know.

Go to any public place and look for someone with their pants hanging down below their underwear, or the person behind the counter at the local store or restaurant who acts like they are doing you a favor by coming to work; let alone providing you any kind of customer service, professionalism, or respect. Those are generally "Teenagers."

by Ruzo October 29, 2007

Ternary

A halo, such as one found on an angel.

The angel's ternary shone brightly.

by 1234urawhore September 28, 2006

teenage mutant ninja hobos

Homless teenagers with swords and nunchukas who you give spare change to or you die. Life's a bitch ain't it.

Tim: That damn kid stole my pet flamingo!

The policeman: Were they teenage mutant ninja hobos?

Tim: Yeah.

The policeman: Better call the Hardy boys.

by wartotheend69 December 16, 2011

teenager

Teenager: (noun) When you're too young to do half the things you want to do and too old for the other half.

The visit is not an inspection; a teenagers bedroom is a teenager's bedroom!

In the language of today's teenager, he was cool.

by just another girl February 19, 2013