tabletop

a women who has small boobs (flat)

1st person: dam shes a butter face (LOOK UP BUTTER FACE)
2st:hell nah she cant be becuz shes a tabletop

by abbyisnobuttaface January 14, 2008

n. tabletop

A perpetrator of Ultimate Sad Acts.
An Ultimate Sad Act or USA (yes, I note the satiric possibilities of this happy acronymic accident) qualifies as an insignificant sycophantic deed committed in the hope of endearing oneself to another person

"Kerry is being a true tabletop: she's thinking of buying a new kettle despite the fact that this one works perfectly well merely because Joe doesn't like the colour"

by satania April 11, 2005

Alex From Target

A extremely hot guy seen working at target.

I say Alex from target yesterday he is so hot.

by JAMES MATT November 17, 2014

Air-based vision locked targeting system

When you take a dump off a building and hit someone.

Them: Hey man, you should use your Air-based vision locked targeting system!
Me: Naa...
Them: Five bucks if you hit the baby
Me: Deal!

by LividPlanets February 6, 2019

Target

That corner of the street where all the hookers are. It's called target.

Damn look, it's a target, get out yo bb gun bro!

by MrHonkay May 23, 2011

Target

The act of hitting on a random stranger irregardless of race, social class or physical attractiveness.

Check it out, Kathy's about to target the ugly fool at the cash register!

by les1ie ch0w July 8, 2010

targeted homophobia

when you only hate one specific person for being gay, usually as a joke by another gay person

friend 1: you're homophobic
friend 2: only to you
friend 1: targeted homophobia is still homophobia

by bee haw September 2, 2022