Canvas Student

Living hell bro never do ts ever in your life

Canvas Student is a school application that’s the worst

by bigcheeseginkel March 14, 2024

Student Spotlight

When a lame not at all funny student is picked out by Jacob Davis and is interviewed to appease the other lame students at Los Osos High

Wow did you see Student Spotlight?
Yeah, I heard the little freshman they interviewed was Jacob Davis biggest fan.
It wasn't very funny

by <3Lex April 30, 2008

Animal student

Want to fuck animals instead of getting life skills

1) Who is that kissing a toucan
2) dont worry about it its an "animal student"

by Hfnskdknf February 9, 2022

Student of the week

Student of the week is a person randomly selected from the class who is the center of attention for a week on the fanpage

Person 1:“Hey do you know who student of the week is?”
Person 2:“Yeah its Henry”

by Billybobbyjoeyeeyee October 22, 2019

student council president

Someone who does important things and speaks about important things because other people chose for them to be important

synonyms: Jean

Jean would be such a good student council president!

by realperson23 May 11, 2022

Student Section

A student section is a place where students go to party while watching sports on Friday nights. They cheer and taunt the other team (especially a rival team). Seniors usually run the student section, but there have been cases of students as young as 14 (freshmen) running it.

Moorpark's student section is called the Madhouse, Newbury Park's the Panther Pit, and Simi's the Maroon Mob. Basically what they do is cheer and taunt teams.

by Indopride April 7, 2020

Student Shock-Absorber

One who is repetitively kicked in the stomach, with subsequent gut-wrenching anxiety, while remaining upright and wearing a fake smile. AKA: the college years.

“My friends were amazed that I was one of those student shock-absorbers and lived to talk about it. I did manage to get my degree. Yay for me!” - said flatly

by Dr Isaac September 16, 2018