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guy: whatcha gonna do about it babe?
girl: I'm thinkin 'bout some weather stripping!
guy: yeah, me too. lemme help you...
...(animal noises)...
guy: whatcha gonna do about it babe?
girl: I'm thinkin 'bout some weather stripping!
guy: yeah, me too. lemme help you...
...(animal noises)...
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INVESTMENT BANKER 1:"I've taken Mylene to dinner a coupla' times outside of this place.I'm thinkin' I might move her in.
IB2:"You'll beee sooorrry!Have'nt you ever heard of PSP?"
IB1:"PSP?"
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the fangs and the claws come out.
Been there."
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IB1:"PSP?"
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the fangs and the claws come out.
Been there."
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