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Stroke of Genius

When one gains epiphany while masturbating.
"(Fap, fap,fap) wait, wow. I never thought of that. I just had an epiphany while strokin' it"

Dude 1-
"Bro, I was jerkin it yesterday and suddenly figured out the meaning of life."
Dude 2-
"Sounds like you had a Stroke of Genius"
by Pathetic Limbo September 4, 2015
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Napalm Stroke

He's walking like he's just had a Napalm Stroke
by GrundlBrioche June 8, 2011
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down stroke

Lora gave me a great down stroke last night.
by Stephen Jacobson February 11, 2019
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stroker

Not unlike a wanker but far less credible.
Ah man! That guy takes the Piss! He's a proper stroker!
by Valetudo March 24, 2004
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Stroke

(verb) An attempt to please a person for personal gain. Often a form a manipulation, the stroker will feign interest in order to pursue some self serving purpose.

(noun) From the term to masturbate, to stroke a hard on in such a way as to entice someone and make him eager. To get overly excited about something. i.e. The football fans were a bunch of strokes.

(noun) A stroke is someone who deceives someone into thinking that he/she has something to offer a person by bragging, giving false compliments, or giving false pretenses thereby making another person overly excited for no good reason.
Sitting in the room with all those blow hards at the time share convention was like one big stroke fest.
by MmeMagnus January 24, 2011
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stroke the stubble

verb: to rub/finger/stroke a vagina that has been shaved a couple days prior and has short prickly hairs beginning to grow out
"Yeah man, I hooked up with Suzy last night."
"Did you stroke the stubble?"
by ribbs February 17, 2008
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phantom stroke

1. When having sex, its when the male comes out and thrusts forward missing the hole thus it's a phantom stroke.

2. When white water rafting, it's a paddle stroke you make but you miss the river water below cause the raft got raised up.
Johnny cracks up while watching his favorite porno movie the guy on the video phantom strokes and ruins the girls orgasm.
by flacker October 7, 2005
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