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Stretched

Verb
To be absolutely destroyed on drugs to the point of being an extreme danger to everyone around you; To be in a state of aggression so profound that you tear the nearest living entity asunder with your bare hands.
Terry: Damn Jimmy got into the drug stash last night and got so fucking stretched he tried to dig his hands into my eyes

Jimmy: I AM SO FUCKING STRETCHED RIGHT NOW THAT I COULD FUCKING END YOUR EXISTENCE RIGHT NOW AND NOT FEEL AN OUNCE OF REMORSE
by DFfag January 17, 2021
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Skeetcha

a dog who's born with a broken limb. it is mostly named after dogs who has abnormalities especially born with a broken limb.
skeetchas are rejects!!!
by lah-lah March 15, 2009
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Stetchiboed

something, somebody, or a situation that is flugayzee, sketch or just lame... Feel me like?
Im at the bar and shawty said she aint feel like dancin when i asked her ass, but then i saw her grindin on lil buddy... Thats Stetchiboed
by Dat Boy Fie August 31, 2009
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Stretching rope

a long rope used to stretch men before they engage in sexual activities with each other
the two men used a stretching rope before they resumed their daily "activities"
by ohyeahmotherefffer October 21, 2010
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Stretchy Soaker

When someone drops their chewed and flavorless gum into a puddle in a public area, so when someone steps in the puddle, they dont only get a soaker, but gum on their shoe also.
i went to get a cheeseburger but got a stretchy soaker on the way.
by Jimmy Beaver-stein September 5, 2011
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stretchbutt

a homosexual "bottom boy" that craves getting fucked up the ass and dying from AIDS in order to achieve the ultimate gay experience.
see that skinny diseased faggot with the semen running out his ass and the big smile on his face. man what a fucking stretchbutt
by fagshooter December 15, 2011
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stretchies

A form of greeting exhibited by members of a chat room when another regular member enters the chat. This is done by stretching out the letters in their screen name such as this: ShopGirl11 enters the room: ShopGirllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll!!!! or Shoppppppppgggggiiiirrrrrrrrrrrlllllllllllllllllllllllllll!!!!!
I knew I pissed everyone in my regular chat room off because they stopped giving me stretchies when I entered the room.
by ChicaChicaBoomBoom91 November 18, 2011
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