squash

A womans pussy. Vagina. Cunt. Hole.

Shut up bitch or I'll kick you in the squash.

by Mr. Squash February 23, 2005

butternut squash

The fact of a gay man getting another man , typically straight, drunk and passed out, then forcing him to toss the salad.

I got that fag Andy Drunk and then gave him a butternut squash, hard......

by Billy Yoo February 16, 2004

Squish

something that might lead up to smushing, but in particularly, oral sex

Sarah totally squished me before my big soccer game

by margarfurious August 7, 2011

Squish

The female equivalent of fapping

Hold up girl, I gotta do a quick squish right quick

by Gatedear November 20, 2013

squishface

A type of smile in which the lips and mouth are pressed flat together across the face with the corners of the lips curved upwards resulting in something akin to the :3 emoticon.

Squishface occurs as a result of something that makes one extremely happy or excited, or as a result of pure goofiness. Squishface is often accompanied by bouncing, wiggling, flailing, squeaking, huffing or a small dance which may incorporate one or more elements here in described.

Most often displayed in carefree geeky/art/nerds/goofs with an extremely healthy inner child and who may possibly be a furry.

1. When he/she/I heard about the new Tron movie he/she/I bounced up and down huffing and making a squishface.

2. After finding (some awesome event or practice) online she/he/I glombed him/her/me making a squishface

3. After returning home he/she/I immediately tackled him/her/me and made a squishface.

4. I/He/She ran flailing making a squishface for absolutely no reason.

by ClockworkDragon December 2, 2010

goober squasher

A person who farts in the bathtub and busts the bubbles with his/her teeth.

Bill had an inkling his son was a goober squasher when he detected mysterious splashing sounds and a strong odor wafting in from underneath the bathroom door.

by elle_bow July 27, 2010

Squishee

An old person, espescially one that has become saggy and, well, squishy.

I would have been here earlier, but I got stuck behind a Squishee doing 45 in a 60 zone.

by Dean Bolton February 21, 2009