Purple-headed yogurt slinger

a cock when your about to cum.

after i wad done with that girl i had a purple-headed yogurt slinger

by Jeff February 25, 2004

Singer

A stud with perfect intercourse technique. Named after the Singer brand of sewing machine, this 'sowing machine' has consistent timing that can be varied from slow to fast, much like the needle on a sewing machine creates perfect strokes.

Babe: Wow, that Horny dude can satisfy me every time. He is a real Singer.
Stud: Yup, like a well-oiled machine. Some credit goes to the Babe for having the perfect lubrication.

by pornhorny February 7, 2010

sponger

An unemployed person who has made no effort to get a job, and sponging benefit money from the Government.

I hate that wanker Mike. He's a right sponger.

by Dick Harry Ho February 2, 2004

Fidget Spinner Gender

A gender that many hundreds of people sexually self-identify with on all levels including physical.
These people are often misunderstood and others don't use the correct pronouns. Spinnhe, spinnest, spinnfige etc.

Mother, Father, FidgetSpinneratherom (Fidget spinner gender parent)

by I.Love.Tomasz.<3 May 19, 2017

Purple-Headed yogart slinger

A more insulting way to say dick

Man "Suck my purple-headed yogart slinger!"

by Shithead June 18, 2006

milky swingers

see tits

she flopper out her lovely milky swingers in my face and I almost passed out.

by M May 16, 2003

Florida Swamp Slinger

The act of penetrating an anus of the female type with an erect penis or dildo (if lesbian) and then pulling out and slinging the contents on the backside of the female you are penetrating. Usually consisting of fecal matter, lube, spit, sweat, peanuts, corn, the meal she had 6 hours earlier, and semen.

Yo bro, i was getting bored with my sex last night, so i performed the "florida swamp slinger" on my now ex girlfriend.

by thatonebro March 28, 2011