Sperm Bot

A male with a brain programmed only for sex.

I hit the bars last night with a couple of Sperm Bots.

by The Donut Fairy May 20, 2016

sperm salad

The act of applying a fresh warm layer of sperm all over a fresh salad at your local Applebees for your girlfriend.

Don’t worry Emily I’ll fix up your sperm salad

by Spunkfunk May 29, 2023

Sperm Churning

The process of either masturbating or giving a hand job and using already ejaculated sperm as lubricant.

"Where's Sally?"
"She's out back, sperm churning Jack."

by Bananamal September 1, 2013

sperm slurper

1. Of, or relating to a person- one who swallows ejaculate.

2. A person who simply swallows sperm.

"It's one thing to give a guy a blowjob, but to swallow his cum too??? Ew... you dirty little sperm slurper!"

by CrazyCrab69 September 25, 2022

sperm flip

Gaming term for when you take a shotgun blast to the nuts

In call of duty last night I sperm flipped a guy.

by Mudweller January 29, 2018

Muscle sperm

Involuntary contractions of a muscle, typically harmless and temporary, but can be painful.

"Ow my muscle! What is this?" "Muscle sperm lolololol"

by Maximum Hamilton June 21, 2023

sperm vampire

a whore who likes to suck sperm a lot

or a person who sucks dick a lot and drinks their sperm on a daily basis

hey! your moms a sperm vampire😂😂"

by joemamadeeznutshoe October 22, 2022