Muscle sperm

Involuntary contractions of a muscle, typically harmless and temporary, but can be painful.

"Ow my muscle! What is this?" "Muscle sperm lolololol"

by Maximum Hamilton June 21, 2023

Sperm Cannon

Sperm Cannon or more known as -IFwsI- Sperm Cannon~, he is a rather famous and annoying hacker in the game CS2D. He hacks and annoys a lot of people. Banning him is useless.

-IFwsI- Sperm Cannon is h4x0r.

by XDmlgXD October 4, 2016

sperm machine

Someone who jacks off more than 4 times a day.

''Ever met Jack? He's a sperm machine!''

by KERMYT May 5, 2016

Sperm Herder

One handed player of the pink flute

"That Johhny is always pulling his wire"
"Yes, he's a right sperm herder he is!"

by Isaac_Hunt September 27, 2011

ass sperm

When one ejaculates into a turkey baster-like object and proceeds to administer it into his or her rectum; the expulsion of the semen from the anus is otherwise known as: ass sperm.

Dooooddd I had the craziest night, Cherice totally ass spermed all over the bed *high five ensued*

by Jor-hizzle April 12, 2016

Back-sperm

Back-sperm is the last place finisher of the sperm race.

Fucking hell, if you're the winner, I dread to think what your back-sperm is like!

by Joshdex March 19, 2017

sperm salad

The act of applying a fresh warm layer of sperm all over a fresh salad at your local Applebees for your girlfriend.

Don’t worry Emily I’ll fix up your sperm salad

by Spunkfunk May 29, 2023