sooty and sweep

Two people in a relationship, ones totally silent, other one wont shut the fuck up.

From the 60's/70's British puppet show

Dude1: Spikes mouth is on the flap, whilst Trevs silent as per usual

Dude2: Bad case of 'Sooty and Sweep' there

by Little Miss Mayonnaise June 21, 2005

Soggy Ewok

When a man removes the slimy hair clog and proceeds to wank it using the slimy ball of hair as lubricant.

Thomas was in the shower when he felt the need to give himself a Soggy Ewok. So, he reached down into the shower drain and pulled out the slimy clog.

by Lukus L July 31, 2007

The sooty way

Being hungry for sex, pork, and everything in between

Wilbur Soot: I’m hungry for sex, pork, and everything in between, and that’s the sooty way mwah mwah

by Janettes December 27, 2020

soggy party-bottom

what one gets when he/she has had a long night of promiscuous sex.

Cheryl shamelessly walked her soggy party-bottom through the livingroom of partygoers after she did the entire highschool football in the nearby bedroom.

by Gorham October 29, 2007

soggy pussy

the grossest two words in the english language.

she has a soggy pussy

by sooooowoooooooppppp May 27, 2009

soggy biscuit

this is the greatest game ever

what you all call losing, i call winning

by CamaroTed July 25, 2004

Soggy Squirel

To find road kill, preferably but not necessarily a squirrel (it is more about the act than it being a squirrel) and then bring it home, urinate on it and insert it into the vagina of a sex partner during the act of intercourse.

"Jesus, Judy, stop the car!!! Look at the size of that dead squirrel at the on the side of the road!" "Oh my god Randy, my vagina is self lubricating at the thought of you pissing on it and inserting it into my hot, sopping hole. I think I am gonna come just thinking about getting that soggy squirel." "I'll put it in the trunk so that we can bring it home Judy."

by madmarkfromthetdot June 13, 2007