Captain Sober

When a single man is sober and takes charge in a group of miscreants that are drunk

Adam - Oh no! The teacher is gunna see us all drunk
Captain Sober - Don't worry I got this guys. Go hide over there.
Teacher - Whats going on here?
Captain Sober - Nothing everything is perfectly fine, I mean, look at me, aren't I perfectly sober? 'Cause I am Captain Sober

by Bigmamas words April 23, 2011

soberazzi

(noun)

Ignorant yet sober gay men who take numerous photos of sober gay people in attendance of a sober person's AA birthday party, and then post the numerous photos on Facebook. (A sober birthday celebrates one continuous year of being clean & sober.)

From The 12th Traditions of AA:

"11. Our public relations policy is based on attraction rather than promotion; we need always maintain personal anonymity at the level of press, radio, and films. (insert the WWW here.)

12. Anonymity is the spiritual foundation of all our traditions, ever reminding us to place principles before personalities."

"OMG - a work friend of a friend of Ben's on Facebook figured out that he's in AA because that lame soberazzi posted photos of him at Marco's AA birthday party."

etymology - Tom C., January 5, 2009

by G Toma La January 12, 2009

Sober Bashin Time

The act of beating up and/or manhandling non-intoxicated people. This act is typically preformed by stoners to combat the ever so popular stoner bashin time. There have been many deaths attributed to "Sober Bashin Time" mainly because sober kids can't handle the power of a man hyped up on booze and weed.

ted:you see those kids hanging out by the burger king?
joe:yeah so?
ted:they don't have beer.........or weed.
joe:SOBER BASHIN TIME

by MunicipallyWasted March 18, 2011

Sobe Bottle

What one uses to make a "bong" type utensil out of it for the use of marijuana.

To get really F***ed UP!
chillin (axin)

A drink of energy sold by a lizard.

. "Dood what is that?"

- "Man, it's a Sobe Bottle..."

. "Sweet.

by the mastor March 16, 2009

Sometimes Sober Saturday

A Sometimes Sober Saturday is a Saturday that qualifies as being sober. This can be for any reason. It is really more of an event, than an adjective.

Joe: "Man, last night was boring, I had a sometimes sober Saturday. :("

Tim: "I've got a lot of homework, I think I'm going to participate in a sometimes sober Saturday."

by izzy zainea March 1, 2009

Sobeit

1)Faggot who makes his own definitions
2)A person who gets raged easily
3)Not m3n

Sobeit: Myg0t powns yuo fgts! LOL LOL LOL

by lolraged May 6, 2005

sobe

A brand of expensive, well-marketed bottled drinks which taste like total dogshit.

I would rather drink toilet water than a bottle of Sobe.

by Boner the Clown July 4, 2005