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"escape hatch" sneeze

Refers to a humongous "ah-choo!" that you consciously "divert" or "re-direct" the air-blast force of through your throat and out your mouth --- rather than letting it travel its "standard" path through your sinuses and out your nose --- thereby reducing the risk of a "wet 'n' messy" spray from your nostrils. Of course, you should still always cover your nose and mouth to minimize germy emanations in any case.
Performing the "escape hatch" sneeze can indeed often allow for cleaner nasal-cannon discharging, but it can also lead to hoarseness and a painful throat if excessively utilized in a fairly short period of time.
by QuacksO September 21, 2020
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Beaver Sneeze

Excuse me did you just Queef, Nah Niggah my beaver Sneezed
by StonedAllDay420 June 11, 2025
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russian sneeze

Another name for when you purposely expel mucous from your ass. This can be caused by excessive fingers in the ass or any other things being in your ass. In some cases there may be shit or jizz in the mucous substance
after all that fingering I'll have to do a Russian sneeze when I get home.
by What's the Internet May 26, 2017
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sneezed it

an expression used when describing a friend who has taken it too far at the sesh
"oi! check out lily she's passed out, full sneezed it".
by sneezeditgal August 3, 2018
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Sneeze and tug

When you sneeze in your hand thenJack your man off.
I had a horrible head cold on date night so I gave my man the old sneeze and tug.
by Head cold March 7, 2021
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duke depp’s sneeze

i just wanna see duke depp’s sneeze 😔
by willys._.wonka March 24, 2021
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Dick sneeze

Its like my dick had a cold- she was sucking it till my dick sneezed all over her face ( breasts or anything else someone may come on). Also - my dick must be allergic to pussy my dick sneezes everytime i get into one.
by High coyote April 21, 2018
mugGet the Dick sneezemug.

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