When a male avoids sexual activity for a considerable amount of time and saves up a massive load so he can proceed to fuck a woman in the ass hole then shortly before he is about to cum pull out, back up fifty feet and shoot skeet so far it is a head shot like a sniper rifle.
Bro I saved up this nut for like 3 months and gave this bitch the sausage sniper rifle right in the eye.
I saved up a load for a year and gave my wife the sausage sniper rifle but didn't back up far enough and left a welt on her face.
I saved up a load for a year and gave my wife the sausage sniper rifle but didn't back up far enough and left a welt on her face.
by JOEBOSSHOSS59 March 4, 2010
Get the Sausage Sniper Rifle mug.A rare phenomenon that occurs when there is a large group of males accompanied by one to two females. The sausage fest activities cease to a minimum and the female(s) balance out the exponential guy to girl ratio, but guys can still be guys. It's a win-win situation.
By the sausage fest balance theorem, if we invite Stacy we will be able to avoid sausage fest activities deemed too risque for main stream society.
by yungflame November 28, 2010
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A piece of shit, a turd.
Derived from a scene from Pier Paolo Pasolini's 1975 classic movie; Salo (The 120 Days of Sodom).
Derived from a scene from Pier Paolo Pasolini's 1975 classic movie; Salo (The 120 Days of Sodom).
by David Sutherland November 11, 2003
Get the salo sausage mug.adj. shit music - the sort of music that you can't understand why millions of people like it when it sounds like it could be made easily in a number of everyday situations (e.g. on the toilet, washing the dishes, gargling toothpaste solution etc.)
a: What did you think of them?
b: Alright
a: What does that mean? Were they "oh my god that was the best shit i've ever heard alright" or "i've heard better music from a sausage frying in a pan but they were alright."
b: Yeah I guess.
a: What? Are you even listening to me?..
b: Alright
a: What does that mean? Were they "oh my god that was the best shit i've ever heard alright" or "i've heard better music from a sausage frying in a pan but they were alright."
b: Yeah I guess.
a: What? Are you even listening to me?..
by brendan July 11, 2004
Get the you'd get better music from a sausage frying in a pan mug.When someone has really huge fingers. Fingers big enough to use a replacement for one of those foam hands you can buy at a sporting event.
by bigelo May 10, 2005
Get the sausage fingers mug.To repeatedly slap a sausage on a persons face when they are sleeping in order to confuse them into thinking it is a penis.
by RemiKurtJoelNickBillJohnErrol August 8, 2006
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by theGiver August 11, 2003
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