Simon Pitman

A big guy with a small doink. He thinks he is so cool and he tries roasting people but they all suck. He tends to date girls that are at least 5+ years older than him and they all live across the country. He is incapable of dating people in his own state. Every time he gets a paper cut or stubs his toe he gets a cast

you see that guy always faking injuries and dating girls older than him, yeah that's Simon Pitman

by good noodle jesus' November 14, 2017

simon berry

THE RICARDO MILOS LOOK ALIKE *Licks* *Slurps*

*OMG SIMON IS SO HAWT* Is that Ricardo Milos?

Simon Berry Is a nice guy he would do his work during class but uring gym he would become a tryhard

by Mr. Slurp April 26, 2019

Simonas

Lithuanian on steroids, that's basicly him.

Fuck it's simonas

by Gayagyagay February 5, 2020

Simona Mackie

A child who loves carrots and carrot farms.

She is chop it off. She is a girlboss.

Simona Mackie gets turned on my marshmallows.

by lizzywaterman September 7, 2021

Simay

The most beautiful and sweetest girl you will ever see in this life. Moreover, she is kind and also good-natured. Simay is known around the world as Onurkan's love. Never find someone who loves Simay more than Onurkan.

Simay, how can you be so kind?
How can you enjoy life so much, Simay?

by Sherkl January 11, 2022

Simon and Garfunkel Shit

When you lay your sagging scrotum sack on the toilet seat while defecting so that your testicles do not go swimming in the toilet water. “Like some balls over toilet water - I will lay thee down “

I have to take Simon and Garfunkel shits until my testicle support unit is finished drying.

by Pheecees August 4, 2022

Chef Shmoyle

When chef shmoyle cooks inside your girls pussy then beats the fuck out of her boy friend then spludges all over her face

Chef shmoyle cooked inside my pussy last night just like an oven

by Yoguy February 8, 2018