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pussy shield

1 NATURAL MY ASS.
1 DICK
2 PUSSY
1 COCKBLOCKER
2 PUSSY SHIELD!
3 ELIZABETH STOP BEING A COCKTEASE
1 whatthefuck. dickhead
1 "pussy shield"
3 THAT MADE MY LIFE
1 MINE TOO. THAT ASSHOLE
3 WAIT A FUCKING MINUTE A *Maurice*
3 WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO WITH *Candi* ?
2 GO FUCK YOUR GRANDPA!
by yobtifeht July 23, 2010
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dick shield

A condom, rubber johnny, propylactic.
"I put a shield on my dick
To protect me from that HIV shit"
- Notorious B.I.G.

A dick shield, hence.
by Charlesm12345678 November 15, 2007
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human shield

some who is not a american redneck retard ,someone who stands up for the rights when they are oppressed and who belives in wht they are fighting for other than a homophobic war mongering piece of shit
look at the human shield stopping the russian tanks in hungary
by freedom fighter January 25, 2005
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sieling

The most amazing person in bed. He can literally make u feel your insides as he pounds all the juices from your vagina. If its a girl she's lesbian and gives the best oral sex.
OMG sieling just gave me a 5 hour orgasm.
by BigpappaG September 17, 2018
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Seldon

Seldon is a BOY name. Usually first name is Sean and very Irish looking. His eyes sparkle no matter what, they are so beautiful and blie. He doesn’t usually carry a wallet which adds to the risk kink. He always will laugh at your jokes even if they are bad and is very supportive of your comedic career. He is a keeper. Super sweet don’t even have to know him to know how good of a guy he is. If you ever find yourself a Seldon KEEP him. He is an angle that walks this earth. Also he’s a total babe :))
Jess: hey have you seen seldon, he’s sooooo hot and has a great personality.

Friend: Yea you should go for him
by Greyhound410 May 2, 2020
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siyld

siyld means "smile if you like dick".
Mel: siyld!
Joe: 😁😁😁😁
Mel: 😲😲😲😲
by AngelXX M March 2, 2022
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brown shield stamps

Turd-Tokens, Shit Tickets, Bumwad, Bog Roll.

Toilet tissue paper.
"Hey ma! You'll have to pickup the shoppin' alone, I'm on the bog an' we ain't got any brown shield stamps!"
by Baron Of Stuff November 29, 2007
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