Sam Shunk

#1 Most scouted teen in America, Sam Shunk plays a lot of baseball. He is committed to Cal Poly San Luis Obispo.

Also, check out his YouTube! "Sammy Shunk"

Sam Shunk is cool!

by Baseball World September 5, 2019

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turkish shlank

gobbling while getting slapped in the ass with a wiener.

“Last night he turkish shlanked me so hard.”

by theturkishshlanker June 24, 2020

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Lankey shlankey

Lankey shlankey is a more family friendly term to describe a massive fucking penis, it can be used while there is a small kid around who won't know what it means

person 1 - that's a lankey shlankey ya got there
persons 2 - why thank you
Kid - What?

by Koffash and YouTube October 29, 2020

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BIG SHLUNG

A big shlung, is something that most humans have (including me). A big shlung is used to penetrate through the ass while your butt fucking someone.

"I used my big shlung on Jimmy yesterday." "I said no homo though."

by Massive PEEN boy March 8, 2021

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P Shlonk

A nickname for the legendary Parker Donk

Dang did you see p shlonk yesterday he was mad cute

by DaddyDonkYurrr October 10, 2021

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Funky Shnunky Schlinglus Blingus Dingle Schmingle

A hetrosexual sexual orientation where the woman defectates on the bed, then the man grabs her and suffocates her in her own poop while performing anal or vaginal on her. After climax, the man licks the womans foot fungus, while she eats an entire bowl of spaghetti with tomato sauce and meatballs.

Woman: "Hey, want to have sex?"
Man: "Nah, Im good."
Woman: "We can do theFunky Shnunky Schlinglus Blingus Dingle Schmingle"
Man: "Count me in."

by Johnathan Steelarm April 15, 2024

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