Shlanked

To fill one’s ear with cum

Things got crazy last night and I got shlanked

by ShlankDaddy20 February 7, 2020

rage shanked

Combination of rage and shanked.

1. One of the many derivatives of owned.

2. Can be used literally as well. As in to shank someone with extreme prejudice.

Dude, you got rage shanked!

You better go this weekend or I'll rage shank your ass!

by Kageh February 8, 2005

Shanked downtown

Verb: For a man to be raped through the back door.

"Dude I was in prison for 15 minutes before I was shanked downtown!"

by detroit street rat April 8, 2010

deer shanked

To shank someone with a deer.

You win? BOOKWICHES! You lose? DEER SHANKED!
One of the punishing prizes in super bingo.

by Picnic Face April 2, 2008

shanked

shanked, shank.

orgin: prison slang

shanked: to be stabbed with a homemade knife.

made out of scrap of metal found anywhere and sharpend like a knife. and bottom tightly wrapped with a cloth as a handle.

"CrookedEye John" got shanked up..

I heard he got hit with a rusty shank.

by Lec2 February 9, 2003

Shlankey

1.A ridiculously long bowel movement.
2.An incredibly wet and smelly fart.

I made a huge and smelly shlankey in the bathroom.

by Chubsta' April 26, 2004

Donkey Shlankled

You are so fucked up that you have no control over your your sensory or motor functions. You can't even speak, only noises are muttered. You walk out of the bar looking like you just got kicked in the face by a donkey. The highest degree of drunkeness possible.

"Man last night I was donkey shlankled off my ass and banged a 400 lb black chick. I have never been that fucked up before."

"Are you going to the bar tonight."

Response: "Hell yeah man I'm gettin Donkey Shlankled wasted."

by Philly S501 February 26, 2010