Shlankey 

1.A ridiculously long bowel movement.
2.An incredibly wet and smelly fart.

I made a huge and smelly shlankey in the bathroom.

Shlankey by Chubsta' April 26, 2004

Lankey shlankey 

Lankey shlankey is a more family friendly term to describe a massive fucking penis, it can be used while there is a small kid around who won't know what it means

person 1 - that's a lankey shlankey ya got there
persons 2 - why thank you
Kid - What?

Lankey shlankey by Koffash and YouTube October 29, 2020

Slankey 

A unique 10% discount word, most commonly used in Liverpool kebab houses.

Do us a slankey will ye kidda. You wot mate? Giz a slankey on that donner kebab lad. Ah right yez mate.

Slankey by Slankey lad October 15, 2016

Shlanky 

An object's length is long and it wobbles due to its dependence on length.

A wooden plank is quite Shlanky

Shlanky by thisisnotme123123 February 27, 2023

shlonkey 

An enormous penis

Bruh I got a big ole shlonkey

shlonkey by jsvplayz June 3, 2018

Shlanked 

To fill one’s ear with cum

Things got crazy last night and I got shlanked

Shlanked by ShlankDaddy20 February 7, 2020

Shlanket 

A small blanket to keep your shlank (penis)warm at night

Where's my shlanket?

Shlanket by The Captain (matador) June 17, 2009