stop shitting in my pants

a phrase you say when you don't beleive something...

Keisha had a baby?? Stop shitting in my pants son...

by Tata Nalles April 7, 2007

shittin dicks

The act of taking a dump roughly the same size and shape of a dick. Primarily after a large meal followed by a few drinks.

Dude, I was shittin dicks last night after the party!

by T-B1rd July 26, 2014

Cock Shitting

Having poop on your cock when you are having sex. You have your partner shit on your genitalia, and the magic begins!

Joe: Last night my girl had a friendly time with me. I feel she really opened up, like her butt hole.

Fred: you used cock shitting??

Joe: oh yeah man! She pooped on my cock!

by R()$3! April 7, 2011

shitting on my balls

Are you shitting on my balls is a phrase used also as "Are you kidding me" as you are in a state of confusion and disbeleive

"Tressie has scabies? Are you shitting on my balls?

by joe Dion August 1, 2007

shittin tulips

nervous; feeling uneasy, worried, or frightened.

When Fr. Emo was asked to reveal the names of the boys he molested, Mario was shittin tulips.

by Inspector Harry Bush August 17, 2003

shitting the rainbow

After eating food with copious amounts of food coloring, your poo takes on colors other than the usual shades of brown.

Mate, have a look at the icing on this cake. . . I'll be shitting the rainbow after this.

by Tim J Kelly August 12, 2005

Rainbow-Shitting Unicorn

A Rainbow-Shitting Unicorn, is the gay equivalent of a Panther.
A Rainbow-Shitting Unicorn is when a younger male, chases older men.

Guy 1: "You know I'm 25 right...?"

Guy 2: "Just because I'm 15 doesn't mean anything, I'm a Rainbow-Shitting Unicorn."

by KickAssKyle January 7, 2011