Cruise Ship 

A place that has everything you can do on land, but with the added excitement of possibly sinking or drowning.

Eddie - "Ben, I don't know how I feel about this cruise ship."

Ben - "Did you watch the Titanic again?"

Eddie - "Well..."

Ben - "It's the Bahamas, Eddie! Where is there going to be
an iceberg?!"

James - "LOOK OUT FOR THOSE ROCKS!"

Eddie - "Told you so..."

*Boat sinks

Cruise Ship by YsGuy August 29, 2010

Ghost Ship 

When a girl gets uglier and uglier the closer she gets. Like Pirates of the Caribbean.

That bitch was smoking across the bar..but turns out she's just a Ghost Ship. Just kept getting uglier and uglier the closer she got.

Ghost Ship by PaddingtonBearCoat January 16, 2015

plague ship 

When you should stay home sick but instead go out. This usually results in the infection of everyone around you.

verb: plagueshipping

I feel like shit but I have a test today. I'm just going to plague ship the class.

plague ship by dirkwob January 24, 2014

sinks your ship 

whatever sinks your ship is a cool way to say whatever floats your boat, this phrase will confuse everyone around you . :)

guy 1: man i love this milkshake.

guy 2: well whatever sinks your ship

guy 3: what ?!?!?!?!?!

sinks your ship by wordfreak195 March 26, 2014

pump ship 

(verb) to defecate, to crap

She went upstairs to the shithouse because she needed to pump ship

pump ship by Edna Sweetlove November 5, 2006

Cruise ship 

The same as motorboating a girls breasts but the girls boobs are large

"Jake: I am going to cruise ship this girl tonight!"

"Matt: always knew you liked big boobs jake"

Cruise ship by JamesonBeer October 1, 2015

Fuck it, ship it 

Phrase used when committing to something that you really want to do, but know you should be doing something completely different

Brad: Man let's run one more quick game of NHl 10.

Jeremy: You know I have big test coming up tomorrow and after that 35 last time, I have to study.

Brad: Quite being a bitch, bitch!

Jeremy: Fuck it, ship it

Fuck it, ship it by Bilbadactyl March 2, 2010