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Scoofitan

A word someone named Scott created specifically to post something on here. So add me up on Instagram @scott__daily and um, yeah enjoy this definition. So anyway, im kinda bored so im just gonna keep writing but you can just stop reading here because i don't know what im really saying, im basically just waffling at this point like omg definitions, am i right? ha ha
Guy1: I wanna add a word on urban dictionary
Guy2: Thats a scoofitan
by Scat - The hot lover July 27, 2019
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Scuffing the china

Skidding up the toilet pan, leaving a trail of faeces on the toilet porcelain.
“Bruv, I swear, he had proper o.c.d! He said if I was having a poo, to make sure I used the loo brush! Ha! I done a massive dump and left a big skid down the back of his throne! He’ll ban me from his gaff for scuffing the China! It stank! Then I left.”
by Nuphagus November 20, 2019
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scotflash786

An awesome Roblox character who has been around for a few years. Has a lot of robux but is an awesome person to play with.
Wow is that ScotFlash786? Let’s play with him.
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For my birthday I got a card with a sloffee on it.
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scuffed alarm

person 1: who are you playing with??

person 2: scuffed alarm why?
by p0landspringfan August 22, 2020
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scuffer pupper

When you take a shit and your toilet gets stained, usually in the back.
by john stromboli September 9, 2020
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