Cats Schrödinger

In quantum mechanics, Cats Schrödinger In quantum mechanics is a thought experiment, that illustrates a paradox of quantum superposition. In the thought experiment, a hypothetical Schrödinger may be considered simultaneously both alive and dead as a result of its fate being linked to a random subatomic event that may or may not occur.

Hey would it be cool is i swapped Schrödingers cat with Cats Schrödinger

by Uno_Bruno October 25, 2022

Schooting

A school shooting- A "short hand version" of the two words, condensed into one word since school shooting are becoming all too common in the USA.

There has been another schooting.

by JayyTheOrc May 6, 2018

Shredinger's test

A test that fails only due to some circumstances and produces some paradoxes in assumptions about the resolutions.

This test fails once per week. It seems to be Shredinger's test.

by veelenga March 6, 2019

shrouding

To hide malicious intent by a benevolent deed.

An example of shrouding: "I shrouded him by telling him that he should go home early and that I can fill him up. The big boss took notes at my productivity and gave me the coin."

by bigsbyZ February 27, 2021

Schooling

when you are doing school work non stop because teachers think you have no life...

"hey, where the hell have you been!?"
"i've been schooling and working"

by mtodapaws March 11, 2008

Schrodinger's Dick

The name of the famous thought experiment commonly used in the explanation of Quantum Mechanics; Schrodinger's Dick touches on the fundamentals of dual states of matter, and their effects on a macroscopic system.

Schrodinger's Dick outlines a scenario where, since both the position and velocity of a dick cannot be known, it is said to be in a state of both cumming and not cumming whilst receiving fellatio.

"Aww shit baby, I thought I was going to cum... damn you, Schrodinger's Dick!",

Viagra, Cialis and Levitra are all medications that treat ED via the onset of Schrodinger's Dick.

by Endos127 July 21, 2009

Schrödinger’s Faggot

A homophobe who partakes in gay activities or acts in a gay manner.

“Man, have you seen Jacob? He touched my ass right after saying he is homophobic.”

“No shit, he’s Schrödinger’s Faggot.”

by urmomsboyfriend May 3, 2021