schweeby schmeepy

Term which replaces the inferior word 'sleep' in common use. The experience of sleep is awesome and wonderful, clearly requiring a much better term. Swcheeby Schmeepy is pleasing to say and usurps the term 'sleep.'; A condition of body and mind such as that which typically recurs for several hours every night, in which the nervous system is relatively inactive, the eyes closed, the postural muscles relaxed, and consciousness practically suspended.

Wow, it's been a crazy day I am so excited to get some swcheeby schmeepy(n)!!
I'm going to scheweeby schmeepy (v) because I'm schweeby schmeepy (adj)!

by RIvercityambleR August 25, 2017

kittie schmear

Any drippy, chalky, paisty, gooey, or sticky reminants of a young slut's existance that happens to get rubbed, smeared, excreited, or spit onto your person or belongings by way of interaction with said slut; voluntary or involuntary.

Guy #1: Dude, what's that mark down the side of your jacket? It looks like makeup.
Guy #2: Yeah, it's kittie schmear from my date last night.

by Dabbasaurus April 18, 2018

Willy schmedder

A word that me and my cousin Dylan Ford created back in the day when we played roblox on Xbox live

Yo man your a little Willy schmedder

by Willy schmedder November 21, 2020

Joe Schmeckles

A person who is gay.

That guy is a real Joe Schmeckles! He isn't staying the night is he?

by theunknowning February 2, 2025

Bubbing a Schmear

Using your underwear to clean yourself up after sharting

Why were you behind that dumpster?

Oh I was Bubbing a Schmear after botching a routine fart.

or

I had to Bub a Schmear after sneezing in a hot car.

by Bubba Schmear August 17, 2014

You're my schmecker

The person telling you this wants you to go fuck yourself.

Simão, you're my schmecker

by Seal077 June 7, 2022