Steamin' Willie Beamin'

When you jizz in a girls eye and simultaniouly take a dump on her chest

My boyfriend accidentally gave me a Steamin' Willie Beamin'

by Derek Persky December 8, 2009

salami cop

A cop who pulls you over for some sort of violation and walks up to your car with a stick of salami in his hands slapping it back and forth with salami sunglasses on with holes that were poked out by the cop's finger.

Oh no not another salami cop.

by Jeff ha ha August 9, 2003

Salami Dick

The salami dick is a gigantic log-like red penis that has the ability to shapeshift. In solid form it retains its natural shape, but on the owner's will it can transform into whatever it wishes, all while retaining its purple-ish, red color.

Yo, I love having a salami dick, when I didn't have a blender I used it as the blender to make my protein shakes in the morning.

by willynilly73 March 12, 2013

Steaming dragon

The steaming dragon, a bizarre-sexual technique, was created from the mixture of 'The dragon' (semen, nose) and 'The cleveland steamer' (excrement, chest.) The steaming dragon consist on you taking a dump into your partner's mouth, who will expell it through her/his nose right onto your chest.

Yo, da bitch steaming dragoned me!

by Nacsotron January 3, 2014

salamino

Sweet, intimate way by which gattina loves to call my dick, when it is not hard and erected. It springs from the well-known shape of salame and has no relation to the dick's size.

Is salamino sleeping now ?...so cute, let me wake him up by my tongue and lips ....

by gattino July 23, 2004

Buttsamis Salamis

Buttsamis Salamis...otherwise known as BS....it's a rare disease in which a person tells their friend they will call them back but in fact they have no recollection of the conversation and go about their daily day like nothing has happend....and it makes them gay....very very gay

Joe: I called Sam earlier to hang out and he said yea but he had to do something first and then he'd call me back but that was 2 days ago.

Dan: I bet it's BS..did the same thing to me last week
Mike: I bet it's BS..did the same thing to me last week
Everyone: I bet it's BS..did the same thing to me last week

by FresH April 27, 2005

steaming dragon

when a female performs oral sex on a guy followed by her swallowed the sperm. the male then tickles her and watches as cum shoots our her nose

yo i was getting head from this chick and when she finished i gave her the good ole steaming dragon

by lee November 16, 2004