rectal rangers

a booty snatch'n gay top

John is such a Rectal Ranger when he is in the club lookin for some ass

by BabyBluesLookin March 25, 2005

cranial rectalitis

a person who has their head errevocably stuck in their ass.

joe is experiencing a long term case of cranial rectalitis.

by deeja January 3, 2008

rectal dysfunction

Rectum Dysfunction can be defined as two things.

1. Diarohea
2. Problem with the rectum eg. Cancer.

Example 1.

"Dude I just took a major shit, it was rectal dysfunction to the max."

Example 2.

"Doctor, I think I'm suffering from a rectal dysfunction."

by TROYum May 3, 2005

Rectal Reaper

1)Particulary a homo that sticks his penis into a rectum.

2)An insult towards someone being an asshole

1)Harder you dirty rectal reaper!!!!

2)Dammit Joe why you gotta be such a rectal reaper sometimes?

by Graffikul July 3, 2005

RedTagged

1. An excuse by a woman to get out of sex by claiming to be on her period.

No baby, I can't fool around tonight; I have been RedTagged. Maybe next week.

by the2ndflood December 9, 2007

Reecard

Very sexy xbox player

Omg reecard is hot

by Reecard February 7, 2020

RDN (Rectally Derived Statistics)

RDN was voiced by Bill Maher on Real Time (5/21/10). Synonymous with PDN (see PDN - Proctologically Derived Number; previously posted to Urban Dictionary); numbers, statistics, budgets, etc. derived from and consisting solely of voluminous fecal accumulation, frequently embellished with politics.

The Catholic Church's tally of child sexual abuse cases committed by its clergy is a constipated RDN (Rectally Derived Statistics).

by hydrogeo May 22, 2010