The friend that will bring you toilet paper when needed, weed when you want it, and girls/beer to a party
You a real nigga
by Webster,Maxiamm March 18, 2016

Meaning A:
K: Shorty was backing out of the driveway and ran over my foot with her car!
P: Fo real?
Meaning B:
K: Man, Shorty sure do look fine in that dress!
C: Fo real!
K: Shorty was backing out of the driveway and ran over my foot with her car!
P: Fo real?
Meaning B:
K: Man, Shorty sure do look fine in that dress!
C: Fo real!
by Merriweather July 15, 2006

Term used by psychoanalysts, especially Lacanians, for the eruption into social life of impulses or phenomena which have been repressed from the symbolic order in the process of the formation of a master-signifier. The excluded element is not destroyed but returns in a form which is incomprehensible and terrifying. A "return of the Real" is a sudden eruption and interruption which spectacularly reveals the contingency of social relations and shatters fixed certainties.
For instance, Slavoj Zizek analysed September 11th as a "return of the Real": the repressed fundamentalist impulse which was the hidden outcome of the US's own activities produced an explosive and terrifying result which rocked people's identities and the existing political framework.
For instance, Slavoj Zizek analysed September 11th as a "return of the Real": the repressed fundamentalist impulse which was the hidden outcome of the US's own activities produced an explosive and terrifying result which rocked people's identities and the existing political framework.
A reworking of the return of the repressed.
Doesn't make as much sense outside Lacanian ontology, because the violence and negativity of the "return of the Real" are crucial to its use as a concept. One can reconfigure it to some extent if one suggests that the social order makes its own Real, so that the phrase "return" is simply figurative.
Doesn't make as much sense outside Lacanian ontology, because the violence and negativity of the "return of the Real" are crucial to its use as a concept. One can reconfigure it to some extent if one suggests that the social order makes its own Real, so that the phrase "return" is simply figurative.
by Andy May 7, 2004

by unholyghost December 25, 2016

When one succumbs to the ultimate epitome of stupid or annoying comments/suggestions and they require the comment, "Real Gay," to be thrown at them. Or when a group of men travel to La Follete, Tennessee to Norris Lake.
Note: Does not pertain to homosexuality.
Note: Does not pertain to homosexuality.
by Willy Humke May 17, 2006

Lame ass MTV show, where they stick a couple of just out of college kids in a house, so that we, the viewers can listen to their converstaions, which usually go something like this:
P1: "Hey."
P2: "Hey"
P1:"What do you think about Joe?"
P2:"I don't want to move our relationship to the next level"
P1: "..."
P2: "Lets go to a club"
P1: "OK."
... And this sort of thing continues. Unfortunately, it is the preference of some friends of mine, and is constantly on TV.
P1: "Hey."
P2: "Hey"
P1:"What do you think about Joe?"
P2:"I don't want to move our relationship to the next level"
P1: "..."
P2: "Lets go to a club"
P1: "OK."
... And this sort of thing continues. Unfortunately, it is the preference of some friends of mine, and is constantly on TV.
P3:(on the phone) "I don't know if I'm ready to move on, after Melissa."
P3: "yeah"
P3: "Mhm, I know"
P3:"..."
P3: "Alright. See ya"
Me: Did I just waste 20 minutes listening to a one-ended phone conversation on MTV? omg.
P3: "yeah"
P3: "Mhm, I know"
P3:"..."
P3: "Alright. See ya"
Me: Did I just waste 20 minutes listening to a one-ended phone conversation on MTV? omg.
by Mingreyy September 1, 2005

Originated with Andrew and Brandon from Grand Island Nebraska.
"Real Friends" is used to a describe a friendship between two people that completely understand each other. It's the upper echelon of all friendships and is even ranked above the relationship. Keep in mind though that the "real friends" are not gay, it's just that their friendship is so strong that even a heterosexual relationship between a couple cannot compared to the strength of this friendship.
"Real Friends" is used to a describe a friendship between two people that completely understand each other. It's the upper echelon of all friendships and is even ranked above the relationship. Keep in mind though that the "real friends" are not gay, it's just that their friendship is so strong that even a heterosexual relationship between a couple cannot compared to the strength of this friendship.
Andrew: Hey man, I told her I loved her but I had to hang out with you on Saturday instead of her
Brandon: Real friends dude, Real Friends
Andrew: You know it!
Brandon: Real friends dude, Real Friends
Andrew: You know it!
by sure13 April 14, 2007
