Queef Lasagna

When you ask your man to go down on you and then you surprise him by holding his head down as you release vaginal flatulence into his nose and mouth.

Guy 1: I was getting really into it, but she gave me a queef lasagna.
Guy 2: (Pukes)
Guy 1: Same.

by Jif - Come At Me Bro June 4, 2016

Shurig queef

The act of queefing in a jar and selling it.

John: Dude i bought a shurig queef!
Devon: dude thats great!

by Devon G January 8, 2017

Power Queef

When a female bodybuilder does power thrusts she forms a massive protein powered gas pocket in her vagina that, when released, can level 10 city blocks.

That roiding bitch is about to power queef us to kingdom come!

by Muffy Strong April 18, 2013

Queef catcher

An individual who puts his/her lips around a woman's vagina as she queefs, effectively catching the queef in their mouth.

Michael was a known queef catcher, he would catch queefs in his mouth from noon to dusk. Daily.

by Ricky Johnston April 4, 2005

queef

a fart from a vagina- nice and simple

nastyairlike a butt fartassnastyfartpussyafter sexqueef

by 5842fj March 13, 2010

Queef

A excessive amount of saltyness and anger after a loss

I got felt queefed when they beat us 100-79

by Army of noobs January 10, 2019

ass queef

release of air during anal sex

mr. bailey ass queefed while his hairy boy friend ass rammed him.

by pound dat pussy July 24, 2007