when a promiscuous male lets a varierty of homosexual strangers (rest area regulars) stick their fists up the eager individuals awaiting ass taking turns and makin the person bust within milliseconds....1 step past a glory hole
karl became horny driving on the highway so he pulled over into the rest area looking to find a troy city puppet session
by nahlidge508 August 19, 2009
Like a rusty trombone, but somewhat straighter. Performing anilingus on your woman whilst diddling her vaginal canal. Classy move, and lets her know hepatitis ain't no thing.
by TrevtrevO May 29, 2010
by D1rty M1ke and the B0ys July 19, 2014
A term of endearment used by closers to define the cute little sales-monkeys who close 3-4 a month. An individual who has a tendency to underwhelm. One who doesn't accept high-value performance based bets because he/she knows they will lose at least $1,000.00.
by Guy On Internet May 21, 2008
a person who "likes" every comment on everything that they post, even if they don't. also known to "like" some posts because of who posted it, even if its facebook garbage. to feed his habit, a like-puppet will even go to someone else's wall and "like" their posts and comments with reckless abandon, because the need to let everybody know that they approve is constant and overwhelming. he'll say that he's got it under control, and to prove it, he'll facebook for a day or so with almost no "likes". until the guilt of denying others the affirmation that they deserve finally overwhelms him, resulting in a "like" binge. this is not pretty, and you should never try to reason with him while he's in the throes of it. he's not there. he has become a facebook like-puppet. there is currently no known cure . we can only hope that enough posts/comments will be available for him, and try not to judge. IT COULD HAPPEN TO YOU.
"i posted that my sister has cancer, and it got 50+ "likes"! WTF??"
"dont let it stress you, they're probably facebook like-puppets."
"you're showing facebook like-puppet {tendencies, slow your roll!"
"that facebook like-puppet creeps me out, he's too "likey".
"dont let it stress you, they're probably facebook like-puppets."
"you're showing facebook like-puppet {tendencies, slow your roll!"
"that facebook like-puppet creeps me out, he's too "likey".
by who's your mama July 04, 2014
by gunteralan May 05, 2021
A well paid Chinese Communist Party enthusiast, enemy of America, is paid by China to undermine, influence and betray America. SEE JOE AND HUNTER BIDEN.
I've never seen a man take an ass fisting like that. I wouldn't do that for any amount of money. I never thought an American president would be a CCP Ass Puppet.
by GAOpticsGuru June 06, 2023