prematurely ecstaticculate

1) Characterized as the act of displaying extreme excitement for something that is yet to happen.
2) Being really nice to someone you love by supporting something they wish to do before they do it.
3) The opposite of not loving someone because of a lack of recent quantifiable accomplishments.

person 1: I'm so excited! You are going to do great!!

person 2: Thank you for your support, I love it when you prematurely ecstaticculate! It makes me feel so great!

by Naughty Luxe October 13, 2011

Premature eBirthdayjaculation

(verb) The accidental erruption of premature birthday greetings, posted via electronic means; at least one week in advance.

After publicly posting several genuinely heart-felt electronic birthday greetings on the considerably incorrect day, appropriate follow up commentary:

"Ehh... well, evidently the world now knows I suffer from premature eBirthdayjaculation..."

by sphinxx July 24, 2013

premature elaboration

The embarrassing failure that occurs when a business gets overly excited and rolls out a new idea/ business model/ programme before its been fully tested.

Manager 1: "Wow the Sales Manager is really gung-ho about this new training programme - he wants to roll it out to the whole sales force"

Manager 2: "Yeah but I think its a premature elaboration - you might want to stand aside things could get messy"

by Timmy the Dog October 11, 2013

premature fuck buddy

Friends that are so close that they can have a sexual relationship and still hangout afterwards. This is about as close a guy and a girl can be without a relationship. The term itself is actually the complete opposite of the meaning. They know that sex represents more than what they have and that they will never have it. They know that they can do anything but that, aside from an all around ;). The two friends love each other and would do anything to make each other happy, hence the name pre-mature fuck buddy.

I love my premature fuck buddy
No we don't have a thing, we are just premature fuck buddy.

by 2serenetohandle January 1, 2015

premature blowing

The act of destroying the vagina on a pregnant woman while the currently growing foetus jerks you off from the inside.

Oh yeah I got a premature blowing from my girl and our unborn son last night. He still has hold of my foreskin.

by Adam dankstorm December 29, 2018

fuck poem

A type of poem similar to the love poem, but instead of being about affection and desire, this poem is more specific to wanting to bed the target audience. It is strictly about sex, and about convincing someone else to go to bed.

"The Flea" by John Donne is an example of a fuck poem.

by namerealpseudonym October 15, 2019

sad drunk boy poem

An angsty sad poem which is badly written because the poet/author was a drunk 20-sum year old boy who got his heart broken in a melodramatic way and is unable to cope with simple life problems, and that of which is what his poems reflect

*In English Class*
"What kind of stuff does Eddy write?"

"Oh, He only writes Sad Drunk Boy poems."

by English Student411 January 28, 2017