Don pollo

Don pollo is a Dominican tiktoker that gets phone calls and notifications when he records he is usually eating chicken or pizza and is an inspiration

Don pollo likes salsa y picante y no fuimo

by Hades 69 March 9, 2024

Don Pollo

It's a funny guy who likes pollo (chicken)

Asier: I really love chicken

Someone random: You are a Don Pollo

by Antón me la meneira November 27, 2024

Johnson Pollock

When a man splatters his partner with a large load of ejaculate such that it resembles a Jackson Pollock painting.

I hadn’t had sex in so long, I turned her into a Johnson Pollock.

by SouthernYetti December 11, 2024

Jackson Pollock

When a total piece of shit blows their brains out and it makes a beautiful image on the wall.

I could think of several politicians and prominent individuals who would make a Jackson Pollock if they ate a bullet. Leadership needs to get so much better than this.

by Publius0987 August 3, 2025

Cat Polio

The inability to do something because you have a cat on your lap.

“Can you grab me a beer? I can’t get up, I have cat polio”

by Rolandofgilead September 2, 2025

The Jackson Pollock

When you’re making love in the missionary position and while you are fully thrusted in you pause and proceed to push out a bowel movement that curls down and lightly brushes the anus of your partner leaving a brown abstract painting on the the partners stink wrinkle.

She said she was into art so I gave her The Jackson Pollock last night. It was majestic.

by AllMammal21 October 5, 2021

Gender-lazy Polliwog

Jared Kushner

During TFG aka The Former Guy's regime, demure and meek Jared Kushner received illegal security clearance and committed like hundreds of felonies. When Carla saw him saunter out the White House for the last time, she exclaimed "bye, Gender-lazy Polliwog, ya little cunt. now run along and wait until you're indicted"

by Uncle Joosie April 9, 2022