piss dwarf 

The mysterious person who somehow misses the urinal and piss on the floor next to it.

the piss dwarf was at the urinal again...

piss dwarf by Pikfrik October 18, 2008

Piss boy

A boy who pees his pants

Chris: “Hey little piss boy, you gonna piss your pants?”
Ponzi: “Yo shut up Chris what’s that even mean bro”

Piss boy by floperator January 8, 2020

piss stain 

some one/thing that follow you but you dont want it to be

i hate (name) he kept following me like a piss stain

piss stain by gghdfjiwhdf September 29, 2008

piss on it 

another way of sayin, screw it or fuck it

chick:lets go somewhere
dude:i dont wana
chick:pleezzz, i luv ya!!
dude:piss on it, letz go

piss on it by Totally pissed of teen July 31, 2005

Piss Boner 

When you have to piss so bad, you pop a wood.

I had to piss so bad that I got a piss boner.

Piss Boner by T-Bone June 30, 2004

Piss on my foot and tell me its raining 

To tell a fabrication in such a way as to be ridiculously transparent; misleading; doing one thing, and purposely mislabeling it; bold face liar

Don't pretend that's as low as the price gets,I know the blue book value of that car, and its about three thousand less than what you want, so don't piss on my foot and tell me its raining! or I saw you kiss her, thats not how cousins kiss, so don't piss on my foot and tell me its raining!

Piss on my foot and tell me its raining by Sabrina Burton September 11, 2008

piss test

A drug test where urine collection is the method for testing for drug use

Damnit...off to juvey...I failed my piss test again

piss test by Klepto May 20, 2003