Bristol is a suburb of Hartford, located on the beautiful, chlorine-scented Pequaback River. It’s a great place to live if you like white women with paranoid schizophrenia, professional athletes with the minds of pitbulls, and Honda Civics with engine knock. It is a great place for gun enthusiasts, as almost every neighborhood is a gun range. Favorite pastimes include breaking into old buildings, finding homeless people to narcan, and collecting bottles on a bike. Notable people are Aaron Hernandez and one of the writers from The Simpsons.
“Hey, did you know that Sarah Palin named her kid after Bristol, CT because the ESPN HQ is located there?”
by floperator July 20, 2020
Chris: “Hey little piss boy, you gonna piss your pants?”
Ponzi: “Yo shut up Chris what’s that even mean bro”
Ponzi: “Yo shut up Chris what’s that even mean bro”
by floperator January 08, 2020