cotton vampire

Tampon. Made from cotton and sucks blood... like a cotton mouse
It's that time of the month again. I need a cotton vampire.
by Pikfrik June 22, 2007
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piss dwarf

The mysterious person who somehow misses the urinal and piss on the floor next to it.
the piss dwarf was at the urinal again...
by Pikfrik September 04, 2008
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