Definitions by Pikfrik

piss dwarf 

The mysterious person who somehow misses the urinal and piss on the floor next to it.

the piss dwarf was at the urinal again...

piss dwarf by Pikfrik October 18, 2008

cotton vampire 

Tampon. Made from cotton and sucks blood... like a cotton mouse

It's that time of the month again. I need a cotton vampire.

cotton vampire by Pikfrik July 21, 2007