piss dwarf

The mysterious person who somehow misses the urinal and piss on the floor next to it.
the piss dwarf was at the urinal again...
by Pikfrik October 18, 2008
mugGet the piss dwarfmug.

cotton vampire

Tampon. Made from cotton and sucks blood... like a cotton mouse
It's that time of the month again. I need a cotton vampire.
by Pikfrik July 21, 2007
mugGet the cotton vampiremug.