Photo Copy Borg

A machine, or robot and/or cyborg, that is employed by a small to medium organisation (like a school) and has tasks which include;
a) photocopying,
b) stapling the photocopies if needed.
They have no emotion, or commonsense and as such, they can't staple very well and aren't very nice.

A: Can I please have these sheets photocopyed please?
Photo Copy Borg: Computer Says Yes. Computer Asks, 'What colour paper?'
A: Yellow please.
Photo Copy Borg: Computer Says No. Blue is only acceptable.

by blue paper forever November 19, 2006

The little girl in my photo is my niece

A thing females put in their dating profile to not get swiped left on. However, because they wait until the last possible opportunity to say this, it’s already waaayyyyy too late as the guy swiped left after the first photo of them with an infant.

First photo: Her and a 2-year old

Last part of her profile: The little girl in my photo is my niece!!!

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 6, 2023

phomta

The reply action to phoming. (refer to phom)

He phomed me so did a phomta back.

by madkog June 10, 2007

photibilous

a person who looks absolutely faculous in a photograph

derek"yo dude that chick is absolutely photibilous"
john"ahh yeah"

by will_ranns June 17, 2007

Photag

A picture taken (for facebook or myspace) where an individual is tagged.

"wow, that is an awesome Photag."

by J-chan money. February 12, 2010

Photo-Hiking

The Art of "Looking" like an Olympic Gymnast:

Stretching arms and legs outward in a most painful to maintain position
giving your 127% effort to squeeze every last bit of speed out of the boat to excel past the competition
as the Photographer gets the "Money Shot"

Holly - here comes Woody hand me my brush

Dave - set the beers out of view, skip thinks it's a dry boat

Bob - Holly get that shirt off, the race is 1 hr but the photos are forever!

Holly - Ok let's Hike like we're gettin blown off the side

Hiking - Hiking - Hiking - Hiking - Hiking - Hiking - Hiking

Bob - Holy Shit I thought he'd never leave !

Dave - Ya my fuckin back is killing me !

Holly - Hay who's got my top ?

Bob - 10 seconds of "Photo-Hiking" feels like all fuckin day !

Holly - Com-On WTF did you guys do with my top ?

Dave - Shit our Beers are gone over the side !

Holly - well at least we should get som Great pix on the rail ...eh

Dave - Holly your top is right behind you

Holly - Dudes look he's commin back where's my brush?

Bob - Hike Bitches ........... Hike

Skipper - when you guys get a chance it'd look nice to hook the kite in the other 2 corners

Bob - Oh Shit Never fails

Dave - why is he always around when these things happen :-O

by DA-WOODY November 10, 2010

Phocoma

The food coma you get after eating Phở. (pronounced fuh). Word play on "glaucoma".

I have a phocoma.

by LEEICIOUS December 9, 2010